Am we ever gonna get the internet back in New Orleans? Or nah?

Helllooo??? Anybody ouuut there??? Omg...maybe we are living on the dark side 

of the moon!! Did I sleep through a hurricane or something?? *** you know

its for serious when the solo internet provider of a major metropolitan area doesn't 

even have the Internet, lol. Kinda scared I'm gonna walk outside to a post apocalyptic 

world or something! Now Cox, Do you see what happens to a city full of crazy people when you

take away their internet and cable for days on end?? New Orleanians with imaginations

and nothing to do is prob not best idea ever to provoke, just sayin.

Would turn on the news but the odds of the cable working properly

dont make reaching for the remote worth it really, I'll spare myself the disappointment.

Oh hey didn't see you there! My bad, all these cries for help are not real easy

to do in this format on my tiny iPhone 5 screen. But it's all I got for Internet access anymore...

thank baby Jesus for AT&T LTE, right? Lol, I can send account info but I'm not sure it's going

Help resolve anything, the outage is affecting the entire New Orleans and Baton Rouge areas and all complaint 

and crash report threads posted on the Internet for these areas begin around dec 7 and still being posted. So unless

yall can just fix my internet special...I mean, that would be pretty awesome I guess...

I won't tell my neighbors or anything, I promise ;)

Ughhh I'm SOOO BORRREDDd, Derrick, from Cox Communications. Hey

are you friends with Jake? From State Farm? Jw. Omg I want my internet to 

worrrkk this **. Hey anybody in Nola wanna get together a Hurricane Party??

since we all out of tv and wifi?? Is it too early to start drinkin, or nah? Nah, we can

start, it's Sunday. I think...idk what day it is all my calendars are on computers without but none 

of my computers have the Internet...like, ever, brah. True story. Gets rough out here in the hood. 

Lol...hurricane party New Orleans. Let's do it. I got beignets and the champagne! Just no internet

...still... #CoxSpentAllMyMoneyOn#Uhh,Khakis.

#NeverGettingInternetBackNOLA#letsgetdrunk

It is. Modems on and fine, service just slow and spotty and inconsistent all week long. Today I got one Google search to hit but all 

ceased to connect beyond that. YouTube app crashed altogether on all the iThings. It's not the devices, or the iOS, bc everything starts working again on cellular network. Everything is showing a connection to my network, but then just sits loading a page for 20mins and maxes out at about 1/4 progress. Past 24-48 hrs or so it's randomly dropping connection altogether and I have to go into settings to physically sign back into my network, which is truly annoying so I gave up. Then I got bored and so I decided to be truly annoying til I get service back. There's just nothing else to do! Sorry.

#NotSorry.

lololol

All in one. What's an Ethernet?!? I want one!! Oooh...no. It's got those little plugs

that look like old-school phone cords? Yeah, idk what to do with that, really. Where do 

you even find a cord that looks like that?? Besides maybe my gramma's house? Or a 1991 Walmart or 

something? God I haven't seen one of those in forever...that's like, throwback complicated! Can't. I give up.

gonna start drinking, I guess. I forfeit. Y'all win again...for now.

Touché cox. #Gotmeagain :/

#The#struggleisreal :( 

Maybe I'M being punk'd!! 

...Ashton?? You hiding? 

Is my internet in there with you?? Does it miss me?