It takes a lot to lose a customer of 24 years...
Been an Internet customer of Cox for years (I thought only 18, CSR said 24). Finally got annoyed enough with Directv to move on for TV services. Called Cox, quote was around $170 and I said fine. Install, last week, was fine -- except I required two separate DVRs and they were networked. One Dvr was supposed to.be whole house 6 tuner, second I didn't care about... Two other client boxes. Coincidently I lost upload speed last week. Tech support initiated a service roll. Tech came out, I mentioned that my wife and I shared our two DVRs. Recordings were on both boxes, visible on all boxes. Tech said I'll fix it. Many tries later, calls by him to tech support, many missing stations, he got us to where we started. The upload speed solved itself. Checked my online account, bill was up $17. I called, and was told to talk with retention! Retention was plain silly, found a 5$ credit that had been removed. When I asked for a supervisor, indefinite hold. I showered, changed, had tea and read the morning market news. After an hour or so I hung up.
Came home from errands and tried again, got a supervisor in billing -- a nice guy. Figured out the salesman had lied and mis entered the data. Unfortunately the new bill was another $10. So now in 3 days my new service had increased by about $30! And best of all, still cannot have two DVRs operating separately. Amazing. I have a call into Fios. How hard do you have to try to lose a long standing customer.